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This is the fifth bite-size chapter of The Wishing Dildo series!

Summary: It is said that the Wishing Dildo can grant any wish relating to sexuality or fertility, as long as that wish is consensual. Prince Hart sure hopes that is true as he and his friend, trickster Tala, embark on a quest for it. As they travel, they soon discover that sometimes the greatest adventure is the people you meet along the way.

Note: This story contains some sexual humor.

This image is meant to capture the feeling of an exciting adventure. A road traverses a rocky, mountainous landscape that is dramatically lit by the setting sun.

This image is meant to capture the feeling of an exciting adventure. A road traverses a rocky, mountainous landscape that is dramatically lit by the setting sun.

The Wishing Dildo Part 1: Six Companions

Chapter 5

This story is continuing from Chapter 4, which you can read here.

The day was hot and sunny, so, at midday, they decided to stop and eat their meal in the shade of a dense clump of trees a short distance from a crossroads, which, not so coincidentally, would also serve to block their magical tent from view. However, when they entered the grove of trees, they were surprised to find a regal, fat, onyx-skinned woman with smooth features, high cheekbones, and a crown of ebony braids sitting on a stump, bandaging her feet. She was wearing sturdy but ill-fitting clothing, and next to her was a stiff pair of boots that was clearly far too big for her.

When she saw the five of them, the woman gasped and dropped the bandages she had been holding onto the ground.

Well, the moment that Min saw the regal stranger, she was instantly smitten with her, and no sooner had the woman dropped the bandages than Min had leapt off her horse to run over and help pick them up. “Let me help you with those! Oh dear, some of these need to be washed. These three should be all right, though—they didn’t touch the ground! And, oh! This one too! Not this one though, or these two…”

“I’m fine, thank you,” the woman said firmly. “I can get the rest myself.”

“It’s no trouble!” Min said cheerfully, and she continued picking up bandages despite the woman’s attempts to block her. “I’m happy to—Oh my! Are those rubies?!”

The woman sighed in resignation. “There is no point in hiding it further,” she said unhappily. “Yes, those are rubies. And the ones next to them are diamonds.”

“Wow!” said Min. “Are they yours?”

The woman nodded solemnly.

“Wow!” Min repeated, and as the rest of the group dismounted, she carefully set to work picking up gemstones.

Then, with a friendly smile, Tala stepped forward and introduced the five of them.

“I’m Jewel,” the woman replied. “It is a pleasure to meet all of you.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you too!” Min said as she poured a pile of gemstones into Jewel’s palm. Only then did Min notice that Jewel had nowhere to put the stones. “Huh, that’s going to be a—Oh! I know!” Min said, and she quickly fashioned a pouch from two of the bandages.

“Your feet look pretty bad,” Anissa said kindly. “I’d like to help. May I look at them?”

Jewel cautiously agreed. Meanwhile, Prince Hart and Tomás pitched the tent. A short time later, Jewel’s feet were washed and bandaged, and everyone sat down inside the tent to enjoy a delicious meal as Min and Tala told Jewel about their quest.

“Is there something you’d like to wish for?” Min asked hopefully.

“There is,” replied Jewel, “but right now I need to get to the capital of the Kingdom of Waterfalls as quickly as possible.”

“On those injured feet?” asked Anissa, deeply concerned.

Prince Hart shared her concern. “That is no small distance to the south,” he said. “And while our path lies to the west, with my companions’ consent, I would like to at least shorten your journey by taking you to the border of the Kingdom of Waterfalls.”

Naturally, everyone agreed, and both Jewel and Anissa were most impressed by this generosity.

“Thank you,” Jewel said, “Your help is deeply appreciated.”

And so it was that Jewel joined their group, and instead of taking the road that led west, they took the road that led to the south. On their extraordinary steeds, they reached the border by evening. There, they made camp, and once the horses had been cared for, they all sat down to eat their delicious supper.

Everyone except for Jewel, that is, because she took this opportunity to sneak out of the tent. Then, hiding behind a bush, she shook all of the diamonds out of her clothing. However, Min noticed Jewel leave, and as you might expect, she did exactly what a concerned, impulsive person would do and followed her.

As luck would have it, Min spotted Jewel in a shower of diamonds.

“Oh, wow!” Min exclaimed loudly. “That’s amazing! How do you do that? Are you magic? You must be magic!”

Moments later, everyone else was outside too.

There was confused murmuring as Min cheerfully collected all the diamonds and handed them to Jewel.

After a long pause, Jewel said, “I have been keeping my gift a secret because, with a gift like mine, it is hard to know who to trust. However, the five of you have shown yourselves to be generous and kind, so I will tell you that I was born with the challenging gift of being so pure that all of my bodily fluids turn into gemstones and precious metals once they leave my body. My sweat turns into diamonds and–”

“The rubies are your blood!” Min exclaimed in horror.

Jewel nodded.

“That’s awful!” said Anissa. “No wonder your feet are so injured if your blood turns into hard, sharp stones. And with those boots, your feet are only going to get worse.” Looking at Prince Hart questioningly, she said, “We can’t let her walk all that way on injured feet.”

“No indeed,” said Prince Hart. “But I do not have a gift for the rulers of the Kingdom of Waterfalls, and visiting them without one is sure to cause insult.”

“Then don’t visit them!” said Tala. “If we tell people we are traders, we can go there and back without anyone knowing.”

Well, everyone thought this was a good plan, and the next morning, they crossed the border and traveled south into the Kingdom of Waterfalls.

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